– Flying cars will be “only” 3 years away
– Americans will be denied access to
– Tesla will continue to sell cars with shitty build quality while the stock rises off the back of the random spoutings of it’s mentally ill seeming founder, Semi/Cybertruck/etc will continue to be notable by absence
– Jalopnik will continue to highlight random youtube car videos, 3 days after youtube puts them in front of me
– A new version of the VW bus will be rumoured to be released real soon now, possibly electric and people will lose their minds before it fizzles
– will enact draconian and impossible emissions standards that are due to kill all gasoline cars by the year
– F1 will continue to be its shitty, unrestrained self on all levels
– McLaren will release 12 different trim levels, I’m sorry, new models
– E-real racing will continue not to satisfy despite massive efforts
– Video game sports will continue to try to be taken as a Real Thing
– FCA will have a rummage in the closet to find the one remaining model they haven’t stuck a hellcat engine in yet, then stick a hellcat engine in it
– Toyota will continue to insist hydrogen is The Next Big Thing
– Having obsessed over every aspect of cars, Torch will be forced to start a society of speedometer typeface aficionados
– A slew of new supercars that are just all samey and awful to look at will be released
– Some ‘ring lap bullshit from manufacturers
I think that about covers it. Oh, and Kinja, amazingly, will continue to suck beyond the ability of humans to comprehend.
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