Comment Of The Day: There Is Only One Way Our Silicon Valley Future Won’t Be A Nightmarish Dystopia And It Involves Baloo Edition

Today we saw tech gazillionaire Larry Page’s ‘flying car,’ the Kitty Hawk. Pretty clearly, it is not a flying car. But maybe it’s something else.

You see, I take one look at its spinning rotors and thing that, oh yeah, this is a human-sized meat dicer.